my queue run out for the first time in like, four years

wow

posted 1 hour ago @ 21 Aug 2014 with 1 note

dangerhamster:

SCREEN JUNKIES DID AN HONEST TRAILER FOR THE WINTER SOLDIER BUT IT WAS SO GOOD THEY COULDN’T EVEN TAKE THE PISS OUT OF IT SO THEY JUST TALKED ABOUT WHAT A GOOD FILM IT WAS

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a-forger-and-a-point-man:

tamat9:

grizzly-bear-bane:

There it is: Eames’ one and only attempt to save Dom Cobb’s life, everyone.

He tried sooooo hard,

izly

lol

#bahahaha  #eames doesn’t even consider running after the dude  #he’s like good luck cobb  #you asshole

(via theaoidos)

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wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

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breaking bad + tumblr text posts (1/?)

all caps aside from the second one from x

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sofairycakes:

rosalarian:

greenonthursdays:

huffingtonpost:

WHY THIS WOMAN WOULD RATHER READ HARRY POTTER EROTICA THAN WATCH PORN

When spoken word artist Brenna Twohy tells you that she is an unabashed devotee of all things “Potterotica” — erotic fiction based in the magical universe of Harry Potter — your response probably shouldn’t be that her taste is “unrealistic.” 

Watch her full monologue here. 

(Source: National Poetry Slam uploaded by Button Poetry)

I’m happy to be getting to the point where I don’t have to feel weird about enjoying fanfiction, or having written a bunch of it. Partly it’s that the fandom experience has become more broadly shared. Partly it’s that I stopped giving a shit.

And as for why I like the porny sort of fanfiction, see above. She says it better.

I like sex with context. I like sex when it involves fully fleshed out characters. I like the backstories. I like feeling like these people do other things when they aren’t having sex.

seriously, go listen to the whole thing, it’s only 2 minutes long but it is powerful

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lokispants:

in the flesh meme - minor characters [3/3] → Shirley Wilson

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the university!!! has changed!!! my name!!! in the system!!! 

posted 10 hours ago @ 20 Aug 2014 with 38 notes
xtransition

My Animation professor told me I did a fantastic job on my first day suck it losers

posted 15 hours ago @ 20 Aug 2014 with 9 notes
xI like him a lot he looks as irritated by my classmates stupidity as I feel xhonestly this girl won't shut up about forcing dudes to do yaoi for her what the fuck is wrong with you

tarsusfour:

raise your hands if you have jealousy issues and although u try your hardest not to be like ‘i liked the thing first’ you still get mad upset sometimes

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collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

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cleverlytitled:

what makes guardians of the galaxy so good is that they’re mostly assholes and fully acknowledge that

everytime there’s supposed to be a sweet or dramatic moment

they ruin it

because they’re assholes

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xgotg

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

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asapscience:

was-that-a-pun:

superpunch2:

Mars is the only planet in the solar system solely inhabited by functioning robots.

oh

OH

asapscience:

was-that-a-pun:

superpunch2:

Mars is the only planet in the solar system solely inhabited by functioning robots.

oh

OH

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