will DEFINITELY start taking at least 0.5 mg alprazolam every afternoon had pizza with my dad while laughing at a local contest show and then we walked the puppies for like half an hour while talking about random crap constantly it was great we laughed we made jokes i almost attempted physical contact but whoa let’s not push that far when we got back it was like both of us were...
it’s weird how i can feel the exact moment the drugs start kicking in it’s amazing
[[MORE]]this is exactly why i never intended to come our nor pursue medical transition past!me knew so much better
[[MORE]]”your dad wants to talk to you and will be the one to face you if you don’t face him” *starts hyperventilating* *swallows entire blister of alprazolam*
ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
mobiuskleinstein: thefoxxybenedict: People shouldn’t be shamed for what they eat Wanna eat meat? That’s okay Wanna not eat meat? That’s okay Wanna not eat anything the comes from animals at all? That’s okay People shouldn’t be ashamed of what they eat, unless it’s people. Don’t eat people.
naps are the best for when you don’t want to live but you don’t quite want to kill yourself either
ifuckedmadsmikkelsen: suchagaymer: jerkidiot: if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.
marielikestodraw: pahnem: mercuriesrising: aparticularlygoodfinder: Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601” When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!” And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard you tip them right over the edge of a bridge you fucking didn’t oh my god.
stormgale: (◕‿◕✿) ah someone reblogged my post… (ʘ‿ʘ✿) //goes to their page to look at the tags
lutbc replied to your photo: bucky it’s time to sLEEP stop being such a camera… OH MY GOD HE USED TO FIT ON YOUR SHOULDER HOW!!!!!!! I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT
shnks: cedricdigory: conorgaynard: theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
Anonymous asked: Sometimes I see you on my dash and I realize that if I had a dick I'd probably penetrate you.
Reblog if you want a really inappropriate...
jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE why the fuck
Anonymous asked: hello lovely, i was just wondering if you could tag your hannibal? it's really not my thing but i don't want to unfollow you.
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theambiguoushero: I am vengeance. I am the night. I am