naps are the best for when you don’t want to live but you don’t quite want to kill yourself either
if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life
like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
Something to read whenever you feel bad about yourself
(◕‿◕✿) ah someone reblogged my post…
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) //goes to their page to look at the tags
this is one of the many times when i wonder why i’m allowed near photoshop
yes sherlock gets two for twice the insanity
lutbc replied to your photo: bucky it’s time to sLEEP stop being such a camera…
OH MY GOD HE USED TO FIT ON YOUR SHOULDER HOW!!!!!!!
I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT
Tag(s): #lutbc #reply
bucky it’s time to sLEEP
stop being such a camera whore it’s embarassing
also i am not food have we not had this conversation already
All the cool kids were doing pokemon fusions so I thought I would try making one too, and this was one of the fusions I got…
King of the galaxy
Where is your pokemon god now?!
OH MY GOD
LET THAT POKEMON BECOME REAL.
THIS IS THE BEST OF THEM ALL
MAKE IT DRAGON/PSYCHIC
GIMME THREE OF THEM